Dreams

Though the foreshadowing was thick, it seems sudden: the ground is frozen, the trees are bare and the berries are shriveled. The earth withholds now. And I consider the things I lack: my Christmas wish list.

From February to March, my calendar of Wild Offerings is full, but in this quiet, dead place, where we hope rejuvenation is churning beneath us, I think of all the things I will not write about, even in seasons of opulence, because they are not "mine".

I want you to know about them, though. If the opportunity arises for you to try them, I want you to seize it. And learn and eat until you are full, and brag to me about it later.

Among these, is the now reclusive, yet still famous Camas.

From the University of Idaho hails one Joy Mastroguiseppe, an encyclopedia of local, ancient Native American meals. Speaking at Neill Public Library in March 2006, at the invitation of the Palouse Prairie Foundation, she informed attendees that the stretch between Moscow and Pullman (now an enormous blacktop fit for a fleet of Jumbo Jets) was once prime and coveted Camas land. Highway 270 has since supplanted Camas's purple star blossoms and humongous bulbs. Although there still seems to be a humble vestigial bloom tucked between two hills, visible at bicycle speeds, in April.

Ms. Mastroguiseppe's slides illuminated the extensive preparations of Camas which involved a three-day lasagna-like layering of bulbs, leaves and coals. The rumored result is a sweet, digestible starch, the backbone of Native American cuisine used for cakes and gravies.

Camas preparation appears to have been a mega-project requiring a tribe, which has also been superseded by the social equivalent of Highway 270. Women dug up the Daffodil-looking roots with sticks, sometimes competing for poundage to show off wifely prowess. It was a task to which the men would have brought bad luck according to Edible and Medicinal Plants of the Rockies by Linda Kershaw. The men apparently tended the large fire pits, smoldering the bulbs. Women would cause death in the family if they touched them. Common stereotypes would suggest that these pre-urban myths kept barbecue projects in the jurisdiction of men, and gathering a ladies-only affair. Which was probably a little sad for the men that wanted to dig and the women that wanted to smolder. But that's what this Wild and Free is about: unfulfilled dreams.

If the preparations alone weren't discouraging enough, there's also the pesky identification problem posed by its evil twin, Death Camas.

Lichens also are a Wild Edible draped across the branches of my dreams. The hairy locks dangling overhead are allegedly edible. Although the gag-texture of Big Foot sheddings may be too much for some, I simmer with curiosity about this ancient staple. When born of a tasty habitat, these hirsute plants were pit-steamed into cakes, added to soup and pulverized into bread flour (Kershaw). It could be gathered year round, dried for any occasion (perhaps Christmas or a birthday?), and was considered a survival necessity (Food Plants of Interior First Peoples by Nancy J. Turner). Whereas, expert Turner refers to only Black Tree Lichen, expert Kershaw notes imaginatively dubbed Speckled horsehair, Old-Man's beard, and Witches hair.

This wild, hairy food, remains locked in mystery to me, in part because Kershaw warns that lichens can be poisonous from area to area. She notes that the experienced taste small amounts before gathering. I suspect that my Westernized palate would be unable to discern a poisonous taste in something that is already incomprehensibly foreign to my tongue.

Although not dissatisfied, I dream of the earth's more esoteric provisions finding their way to my reverent mouth. Perhaps these foods, like tribal-living, make a better fantasy than a reality. But what are these long dark nights in cold, barren lands made for other than such dreams? Looking closely at each bare tree branch, I notice that even before winter sets in, the buds have found their places and are snuggled in for winter, dreaming of spring and opportunities for the adventures which will some day, surely, be theirs.

Why, A communion morsel



With most plants denuded, resting and not so edible right now (rotting brown "green" salad, anyone?), I approach my Wild Edible habit philosophically: Why?    After all, the stores are filled with food, both local and well-traveled, that is ready for buying and eating.  So why go through all the work to learn, identify, collect and prepare marginally tasty wild foods?  

Consider survival.  Knowing how to survive in raw nature, without all of this civilized gadgetry, is elemental.  Ironically, independence is prized in our culture, a culture highly dependant on things like oil and globally transported food, and global communication systems.  What if all that we depend upon collapses?  What if major governments and/or corporations collapse? Is Monsanto too big to fail?  As I navigate the never ending phone tree trying to understand why my cell phone isn't working, this idea thrills me.  Collapse?  Yes! And take that damn phone tree with you!  

Knowing something about the Real world, the world that was here before us and will be here after we are gone, is security in a way that Prudential just doesn't understand and cant' provide.  Granted, I have no illusions that I could actually survive long term on eating a few plants that happened to grow between the sidewalk cracks.  Real survival would probably involve killing animals which is beyond the scope of this girl's knowledge, ability, and stomach. 

But wait!  Wild Edibles are so much more than mere survival supplement.  They are connection, imagination, and that most essential element, surprise.

Wild Edibles connect us to the source.  I go out into the elements and I find something to eat.  That generous gifts as blackberries and dandelions are snubbed by so many saddens me and the Earth too, I imagine.  But we find that even after all the abuse and neglect, our Mother is still offering.    After all the hours and days my back is turned on her as I tend to a computer, job, bill or book, she is still there, offering her goodies. 

Looking for Wild Edibles, I get down on my knees and I sift through the dirt and the weeds like a supplicant in prayer: seek and ye shall find.  And I do.  It's there, beneath my feet.  When I seek and find Wild Edibles, I find my connection to the sacred, to the ancient, to my origins, to my ancestors.  I'm on the line with the earth: This is a phone tree, people!  And, in an act of communion ancient and powerful, I take this leaf or that berry, and I put it into my mouth, and I eat it.  This is communion with the earth.  This is connection to all.  This is connection with the place that birthed me, birthed my kind, sustains me, sustains my kind, and takes us back into her when our lives are done: the beginning and the end. 

One might get this same thrill from apple juice at preschool or wine in church.  But on farms of apples, grapes and everything else, plants grow where the farmer intended: in convenient, straight rows.  The thing about Wild Edibles is that they are Wild.  They grow wherever they want, untouched by Euclidian geometry and the needs of machines and human minds.  In my love of mystery, I hope that by imbibing these wilds, I too might be a little less tame, a little less in line, a little less likely to lay down in a neat row like the dead.  I'm hoping I am what I eat and that I am a little more wild and a little more free because of it.

Wild Edibles are food for my imagination too.  When I gather Wild Edibles, I think about ancient people for whom every edible was Wild.  I love to imagine what their lives and minds were like, knowing the Real World more intimately than I.  How many hours a day were they collecting food?  When could they trust their kids with Wild Edibles?  Who would I have been if I had lived with them? 

I'll conclude on a practical note:  I'm broke and not so good at gardening so I take what what's freely offered.

Evergreen Tea

Cup your hands around a warm, steaming mug. With slow, clear breaths you smell ever-green: a long life for you and for the trees. It smells like The Holidays. You feel so good, so kind, so open to the gifts this world has for you and generous with the gifts that you bring to this world. With a sip, you welcome the ever-green world into your world. The warmth flows down your throat and into your blood.

That is a little Yogi Tea-esc meditation for a tea made from any sort of Pine, Fir, Spruce, Douglas fir, Western or Mountain Hemlock (never to be confused with the completely different, ultra-poisonous Water Hemlocks!). These needles could even be harvested from your Christmas tree, wreath or swag. With respect to my Jewish friends, I do not recommend menorah tea. And even the most atheist among us can honor the scientific fact of the shortest day of the year with a little greenery and light.

My favorite Tannenbaum tea is of the Douglas Fir. It is aromatic, almost spicy, and tastes like your favorite Christmas memories. It will be like marinating your soul in Holiday good will. You will become one with the scent of Yuletide. It will ooze from your pores and you will sweat Holiday cheer.

Not quite so festive, but lovely just the same is the tea of the Blue Colorado Spruce.

I was sure Pine tea would taste like Pinesol, so I was surprised to find the Western White Pine tastes like dirt. The Sentinal Eastern White Pine tastes like spinach, the Mugo Pine of miso, and the Bristlecone Pine of butter (at least to Huckleberry). It seems that only the Scotch pine tastes like Pinesol. But the Australian Black Pine tastes pleasantly piney. I have heard that our native Ponderosa Pine makes the Best pine tea, however all of the Ponderosa's I've seen recently keep their needles 20 feet or more above my head.

For identification, I recommend The Manual of Oregon Trees and Shrubs published by Oregon State University.

According to Eat the Weeds, by Ben Charles Harris, scientists have found that the needles of pinus strobes (White Pine) contain high amounts of Vitamin A and five times the Vitamin C of lemons!

By now, you are no doubt asking yourself, "How do I make this Ultra Holiday Tea?" Carefully noting the species of plant, pick a handful of the youngest needles, clear of dirt, soot from cars, animal fur, etc. The best are the tender new needles of spring, but winter needles will do almost as well. Put them in your pot or mug and pour boiling water over them. Cover and let steep for 10 minutes. I drink mine straight. The needles are usually so large, there's no threat of swallowing them. I've never bothered to strain them out.

Of course not all ever-green needle-leafs should be used as tea. Again I trot out the specter of the dreadfully poisonous Yew tree, of dark green, flat needles which sometimes sport red berries. The Yew, among others, is not edible or potable as tea.

Additionally, I have read that the sap from Western White Pines is edible, tastes like sugar and should be added to teas, possibly even our Holiday Swag Tea. But, alas, I read this in a book from the East Coast, and I believe there may have been some identification mistake, because the pitch from the Western White Pines that I tried was putrid. It coated my teeth with a grainy concentration of Pinesol and made my tongue turn dry. Huck found the taste distantly pleasant, but then it made him sick to his stomach. This Cautionary Tale illustrates three Wild Edible points: 1) it’s a very good idea to learn the Latin names of things, which I have yet to do; 2) it's a very good idea to take everything you hear from East Coast Edible Experts with a grain of Pacific salt and 3) always make your husband try it first.

Merry Darkest Days of the Year!